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(@dannyboy)
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I can't remember if I did this one already or not!  But it felt like the one to post today.

The polls, they just aren’t in his favor
And the drugs can’t make him be braver
He’ll get caught in the tide
Of a blue wave landslide
And America? We’ll finally save her.

21 Days!



   
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(@dannyboy)
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An original limerick today for you all!  Enjoy!

To the people of this beautiful forum

Biden's train's coming' don't ignore him

We'll get through these days

With intuitive ways

And we'll all celebrate with a jorum.

 

(I had to look up rhyming words for Forum and Jorum is listed as a large drinking bowl so it seemed appropriate.  After all, I know what I'M doing on November 3rd in the evening.)



   
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(@dannyboy)
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You want another original?  I've got another original!

Here we are now in the teens
And you folks all know what that means
We’re rocking the boat
With every last vote
Democracy! It’s in our genes!

 

19 - I said that correctly, 19 days until election day!



   
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@dannyboy

? Wow, Love It!  You are so good! Made my day!



   
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Harris suspends in person events when two of the Biden campaign associates test positive for Corona virus:

https://news.yahoo.com/video/harris-suspends-person-events-campaign-160552620.html

 



   
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(@coyote)
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@dannyboy

Please tell me you embarrass your kids by dropping dad jokes in the form of limericks ? .



   
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(@dannyboy)
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@coyote  All.  The.  Time.



   
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(@dannyboy)
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Today's original limerick deals with two things - last night's "Town Hall" and the fact that the dumpster fire retweeted a Babylon Bee story today about Twitter taking itself down to stop the spread of misinformation yesterday.  You honestly can't make this crap up.

Today by the grace of his flaws
Commander in Chief, leaves us in awe
He stammered and sputtered
While fake news he uttered
He’s really not quick on the draw.

18 Days folks.  



   
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@dannyboy  Oh, he's quick on the draw.  It's just that he keeps shooting himself in the foot.  (yay for that)



   
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No limerick - it's the weekend and I have pumpkin patch to visit with two adorable daughters.

 

17 Days!  Can.  Not.  Come.  Soon.  Enough.



   
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