Here’s one of my mid-debate limericks without any context — I can’t remember the circumstances. But it’s a good Kamala one, and let the record show I was encouraged to keep Limericking yesterday by two people :P
“Respect us by telling the truth”
Kamala’s a boisterous youth!
She’s got you right there
And you don’t seem to care!
She’s spanking you over the booth!
24 Days
Another from the debates, when Pence was asked about the death toll for the Coronavirus.
As we in the US grieve losses
Mike Pence, here, sucks up to his bosses
We’re “in his dear prayers”
That cross that he bears
While over the issue he glosses.
23 Days.
Is it just me or are these days going faster? We're narrowing down on our closeout of the 20s. I have a NYE style graphic ready for ALL 10 days of the final 10, which means only two more graphics and a few more limericks until -- THE END!
Here's another debate limerick about the swine flu:
And now we’ve moved on to swine flu
But the words that he says just aren’t true
There sure was a plan
You grizzly old man!
What other new lies will you brew?
22 Days!
Dropped off my ballot yesterday. One more vote for Bidden/Harris is in the bank.
I have a friend who lives outside Atlanta, standing in line to vote in Gwinnett County, GA. He has been in line since 8:21 this morning. As of now, 3:45 pm, he is still waiting to vote. There are TEN voting machines at the Election Commission where he is waiting to vote. He didn’t take a lunch with him.
It’s so important to make a voting plan.
My best friend and I dropped our ballots off today at the County Clerks Office so I know they are at the right place! Lots of parking! Very convenient. Go Joe and Kamala!
I can't remember if I did this one already or not! But it felt like the one to post today.
The polls, they just aren’t in his favor
And the drugs can’t make him be braver
He’ll get caught in the tide
Of a blue wave landslide
And America? We’ll finally save her.
21 Days!
An original limerick today for you all! Enjoy!
To the people of this beautiful forum
Biden's train's coming' don't ignore him
We'll get through these days
With intuitive ways
And we'll all celebrate with a jorum.
(I had to look up rhyming words for Forum and Jorum is listed as a large drinking bowl so it seemed appropriate. After all, I know what I'M doing on November 3rd in the evening.)
You want another original? I've got another original!
Here we are now in the teens
And you folks all know what that means
We’re rocking the boat
With every last vote
Democracy! It’s in our genes!
19 - I said that correctly, 19 days until election day!
Harris suspends in person events when two of the Biden campaign associates test positive for Corona virus:
https://news.yahoo.com/video/harris-suspends-person-events-campaign-160552620.html
Today's original limerick deals with two things - last night's "Town Hall" and the fact that the dumpster fire retweeted a Babylon Bee story today about Twitter taking itself down to stop the spread of misinformation yesterday. You honestly can't make this crap up.
Today by the grace of his flaws
Commander in Chief, leaves us in awe
He stammered and sputtered
While fake news he uttered
He’s really not quick on the draw.
18 Days folks.
@dannyboy Oh, he's quick on the draw. It's just that he keeps shooting himself in the foot. (yay for that)